DO YOU SEE THIS. DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT. THREE DOLLARS. THREE DOLLARS FOR A GODDAMN FULLSIZE WEBKIN. WHEN I WAS A KID YOU COULDNT EVEN BUY A WEBKIN’S LEGS FOR THREE DOLLARS BUT NOW THEYRE JUST SELLING OFF THE FULLSIZE GODDAMN WEBKINZ IN MARSHALLS FOR THREE WHOLE AMERICAN DOLLARS. WHAT THE FUCK
How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies
straight white boy problem
when she tells you her bra size and you have no idea what the fuck it means
things straight ppl say in movies
girl: what are you doing?
boy: something i should have done a long time ago