thehomosexuals:

DO YOU SEE THIS. DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT. THREE DOLLARS. THREE DOLLARS FOR A GODDAMN FULLSIZE WEBKIN. WHEN I WAS A KID YOU COULDNT EVEN BUY A WEBKIN’S LEGS FOR THREE DOLLARS BUT NOW THEYRE JUST SELLING OFF THE FULLSIZE GODDAMN WEBKINZ IN MARSHALLS FOR THREE WHOLE AMERICAN DOLLARS. WHAT THE FUCK

thehomosexuals:

DO YOU SEE THIS. DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT. THREE DOLLARS. THREE DOLLARS FOR A GODDAMN FULLSIZE WEBKIN. WHEN I WAS A KID YOU COULDNT EVEN BUY A WEBKIN’S LEGS FOR THREE DOLLARS BUT NOW THEYRE JUST SELLING OFF THE FULLSIZE GODDAMN WEBKINZ IN MARSHALLS FOR THREE WHOLE AMERICAN DOLLARS. WHAT THE FUCK

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

straight white boy problem

supermoclel:

when she tells you her bra size and you have no idea what the fuck it means

things straight ppl say in movies
girl: what are you doing?
boy: something i should have done a long time ago
addelburgh:

incognito

addelburgh:

incognito

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

image

image

that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE