h0llo:

twinkle twinkle little star I fucked your bitch and stole your car

Sean Kingston: ♪She's indecisive♫
Me: What does that mean?
Sean Kingston: ♬She can't decide♩
Me: Thanks

palmist:

i love this blooper 

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

zachary-rance:

Cody Calafiore talking about his mancrush Zac Efron

this segment was completely unnecessary and I loved it so much

the-greasy-goatsby:

After 17 season’s of Pretty Little Liars, A is revealed and captured. The girls hug each other in a safe embrace, but are interrupted by the faint noise of a text. They read it aloud and stare into the distance, “It’s my turn, bitches -B”.