vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

invisiblechickens:

patarnon:

*gets a degree in petting dogs*

a pedigree 

gossipgran:

i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks

taggedbooty:

thanks mom

taggedbooty:

thanks mom

gnumblr:

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i really appreciate people who alphabetize their follow forevers so that i can easily and quickly see that i am not included


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mormondad:

why the mcflurry spoon look like that